Dear World,

I am tired of everyone thinking im some thing or someone im not. So for all of you out there that think you know me, here is the REAL, HONEST TO GOD ME...

I hate most animals, on most given days. Yes even baby seals and bambie. Im a monster.
I eat meat and i love it.
I hate drinking water. Its such a boring beverage. 
I don't consider myself fat. Chunky maybe, but i'm COMPLETELY comfortable in my body. Bikini comfortable.
I forgive easily. Maybe too easily.
I believe in God.
I don't have a "religion". I love god. I pray often. And i know that Christ was our redeemer.
I was baptized LDS and i don't follow 90 percent of their views.
I drink socially, and occasionally on weekends.
I used to smoke. 
I have a short fuse, and an even shorter temper. I'm over it pretty damn quick.
I believe in freedom. Freedom to own guns, to get abortions, to worship who and how you want, to marry who you want, and to eat, drink and use what you want.
I think global warming is a joke. 
I recycle. But only because our rented home has a recycle can. If it didn't i wouldn't. That simple.
I occasionally exercise,  but to be god's honest, i would rather eat a peanut butter reeses egg then walk a mile.
I give time outs, groundings, and Butt Spanks when my kids are little shits. I've even smacked a mouth or two.
I cuss like i don't give a shit whose listening, because i honestly don't...
I love ALL my family. Family is who I choose to surround MYSELF with. Through marriage, blood, or other wise.
I never finished high school. I went back when i was 21 to try and finish, but didn't. I want to get my high school diploma. Im only 2.5 credits away.
I sing in the car, the shower, the kitchen, the living room, when im cleaning, when im cooking, and especially when im drinking. No, i can't carry a tune in a bucket, nor would i care to.
If i had to pick cats or dogs, you can bet your biscuits it would be a cat. They tend to leave me the hell alone unless they need something. That's my kind of animal.
I love to get my craft on.
My house is a mess. Always. No exceptions.
I do not kill spiders. Ever. That's a mans job.
No im NOT afraid of snakes. But i will push you in front of a raccoon, shark, spider, or fish to save my own life! And i will do so laughing. 
I would go camping ever freakin weekend if i could.
I am at peace with my sins. I strongly believe it is up to each person to decide how much sin they can live with.
I throw things when im mad. Usually food. Spencer has been the victim of my food fights more then once. He takes it like a champ AND THAT is one reason we are getting married.
I have been homeless.
I have been in foster care.
I have had a many roofs over my heads.
I have run from the police.
I have never been arrested... as of Today lol
I have lied, cheated, and stolen. And because i saw the harm that it did, I no longer tolerate Lying, Cheating, or Stealing.  Call me a hypocrite.
Like everyone on this miserable planet i have had my heart broken, and i've intentionally broken hearts too.Not proud of that but its the truth.
I'm against Illegal immigration. 
I'm all for drug testing to be on well fair.
I drive like a grandma. &!!! I don't give a shit.
I live by: "honor thy father, but ask thy mother."
I respect the shit out of our armed forces.
I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally.
The only things i enjoy cooking were either frozen, or came in a box.
I kill almost everything i plant.

 Got questions, feel free to ask.